the perks of being an ugly piece of shit
(Source: saticfy, via be-my-princecharming)
(Source: rock-n-roll-is-religion, via illlusio)
you left open the gate to hell
you left open THE GATE TO HELL SAM
IN PURGATORY
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS SAM
(Source: bluehairedtraveller, via iloveyousofuckthedistance)
7i wish i had a killer body
*suddenly my fingers turn into knives, my nipples become lasers, and my left leg turns into a crowbar*
yes…. this will do
(via fromunderthebutttree)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
(via slutwhat)
(Source: coastline-haze, via cryptic-lies)
